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    Everybody's talkin’ 'bout anthrax and bombs, Weapons of mass destruction are the unseen scare, frightening realities of a chemical war nightmare,
    A dreaded deadly threat that can harm us all, when the chemicals hit ... we all gonna fall...............Well check this out.
    You plug it in, spray it on, roll it over, dab it behind your ears, between your legs, or up your pits,
    you even hang those awful evergreen trees in a bag from a string on your automobiles rear view mirror!
    You Smear on your smell so nice, your old fuckin' spice, Tidy your bowl, lysol your cold, lemon fresh your glade, shout out your stains, flush 'em down the drain, and don’t forget to bounce your mutha-fuckin dryer!
    so... yes I know ...everybody's worried 'bout anthrax and bombs but I'm here to tell you now that it's YOU that I fear, all that smell that you smear on daily from you toes up to your hair.
    Chemical warfare aint no foreign threat...............You dig???
    It's comes from much closer to home than you think. So let me break it down for your smelly old self. It’s warfare everytime you buy the shit that’s on their shelf.
    Your like a junkie on a fix with chemicals habits that you feed ... pluggin’, dabbin’, washin’, rinsin’, sprayin’, smearin’, rollin’, up... between your legs ...or in your pits or anywhere you feel the need, but you tell me... who the terrorist be?
    you got leaf blowers and suv's, smelly skidoos and leaky jetskies, air fresheners plugged into every wall ... febreezin ya'll... ...and ...gadgets for every thought...all
    battery powered worlds from can till can't, suckin energy from the wire that goes to ...WHAT...the electric plant!!! electricity...like magic...it comes from the sky... or gods... or fairies... IT just IS!     Don’t ask why.
    Whadaya stupid? Just where is it that you think plastic comes from?? Ever heard of petroleum ???...from oil it does comes.
    And while we're on the subject of stupid, lets move right along to our beloved television, big brothers delivery system, erasing all visions... with nothing to see or think about.
    A *Bergeron box that will drown your soul, steel your brain, make you old, before your time, litter your mind ... with trash, like you litter the planet
    with disposable lighters, and diapers and things I wouldn't even begin to know about ...like ahhh... doggie poooops in plastic bags...and...
    how you gonna buy some shit unwrap it and without a blink toss it on the ground?
    Ever heard of Mother Earth? How you gonna get her dirty for the babies you birth? You stupid motha fucka's have you no clue? You gotta watch just what you do.
    Your like a junkie on a fix with personal habits that you feed ... without regard to the Mother
    you need...     you Need...     you NEED!
    ...So, the next time your checking out' your local food mart Take a good looonnng look in your own shopping cart!
    then you tell me... who the terrorist be?

    *Bergeron refers to a character in the short story "Harrisson Bergeron" written by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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